Have a drink in the 7th Ring of Hell!

Toby Keith is opening a Toby Keith-themed bar at Harrah's in Vegas! Whoopdeedoo.
http://www.billboard.com/bb/daily/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000620810

Startlingly accurate quote:
"It's gonna reek with attitude and personality," Keith said.

I'm positive it will definitely reek. I just can't believe Willie lets this cheese monkey hang out with him. I really hope that backstage at that latest Willie Nelson special, Shelby Lynne held Toby down while Lucinda kicked him in the nads (or stuck a boot in his ass). Or they probably just made fun of him until he cried.