Barf

Sheryl,

I really, really want to like you, but you're so fuckin' cheesy that you're perfectly suited to your cheesedick boyfriend. I know that statement violates both my credentials as an American and a Texan, but that dude is an asshole. However, it's not his fault that his girlfriend is an embarrassment to music:

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/7499698/sherylcrow?pageid=rs.Home&pageregion=single1