Daily DBT: Brad Morgan (skins)

Brad Morgan, aka "Easy B" (second from right), is wise beyond his years. The longtime drummer for DBT has been designated the band's official sage of wisdom, and his words of advice can be found on DBT's website here.

Sample quote:
"All you really need is large amounts of weed and a good cable provider."

Brilliant, simply and perfectly brilliant. If you need proof that EZB is a kickass drummer, just try air-drumming to "The Day John Henry Died" -- I personally guarantee that your arms will be sore.