Marvin Bush, clever wordsmith

8:25pm - Marvin Bush (bro o' W.) just thanked Larry King for not bringing up "that mental midget, Michael Moore." Clever. It's no wonder that Marvin has never had to leverage his family's name to make a living.

8:31pm - Tucker Carlson can't understand why Kerry thinks his patriotism has been questioned. Kerry's just sooooo "sensitive."

8:46pm - George Pataki actually just used the term "zig-zagging" to describe the Democrats. Didn't any of these speechwriters ever hear Zell Miller's nickname in Georgia, "Zig-Zag Zell"? Oh, that's right, according to Laura Bush today, Zell Miller's opinion is his own - he is a Democrat after all.

"With supreme guts and rightness, President Bush went into Iraq." He technically only went in for a quick turkey leg with the troops, six months after the invasion.

Saddam Hussein was a "walking, talking weapon of mass destruction."

Again, "In Boston, Senator Kerry said..." followed by a litany of things he never said in Boston.

Lie. Distort. Repeat.